2004 Worst of the Year Awards
Because you can't have the best without the worst. Here are the worst of the year awards in wrestling.
Worst Wrestler
TIE
John Heidenreich
Give me a damn break, who is this jobber talentless waste? This piece of horse puke is actually in a feud with the Undertaker. Seriously, what sort of steroid crazy joke is this guy. Noone gets into the chants and he gets no heat. Vince is hoping that if he forces this poetry-reading pile of worthless on us enough he might get a little heat. For god's sake this guy kidnapped Michael Cole and read poetry to him!
Gene Snisky
Give me another damn break. This random guy showed up to job to Kane, but ended up main eventing ppvs months later! His highlight of the year? He made Lita have a miscarriage! Horrible name, goofy looking face, bland look. No talent, no charisma, no heat. A big yawn from the crowds when GENE SNISKY hits the ring. I just don't get it...
Honorable mentions - JBL, Kane, Eugene
Worst Promotion
WWE
It wasn't so bad last year, but this year was incredibly horrible for this "entertainment" company. For a company with some of the top talent in the world, they sure do know how to fuck up their company. Making us watch talentless uncharismatic jobbers for 2 hours is pointless. Creating angles even cheesy soap operas wouldn't touch is foolish. Put Heymon in charge Vince, Steph can't write for shit. Ugh, diva dodgeball. Towards the end of the year dozens of new faces showed up, and I could care less. Fuck the E.
Honorable mentions - TNA, NJPW (except for the G1)
Worst Moment
Lita's miscarriage
If I could count the whole damn Kane & Lita vs Snitsky feud as a moment that would be in the running for worst ever. God this was so horrible, and this was just about the time I was turning away from the E for good. This was one of those "Why god why?" moments in "wrestling". It was soooooooooo far beyond bad that I wonder if Vince has brain cancer for letting this shit go ahead.
Honorable mentions - JBL wins title, Bob Sapp wins title, Diva search bullshit
Worst Champion
JBL
Wait, isn't this guy that drinks beer and plays poker? No I think it's a banker or something. This perma-midcarder got a push for some reason and within a month of that push starting he was champion for the rest of the year. He STILL doesn't get any heat with crowds, and they don't even put him on air. A little "publicity" from being fired from the news for being a nazi gives this failed wrestler the title pretty much. I vomit in my mouth every time I remember he is holding the most devalued title in the world.
Honorable mentions - Bob Sapp, Jeff Jarrett, Jacqueline
Funniest Death
Ray "Big Boss Man" Traylor
I wonder if the Big Show showed up at his burial and dragged his coffin with his car.
Glass Ceiling Award
Paul London
A tragedy that the E has London, a true tragedy. He is underused and underpushed and underappreciated. This man could be the next Rey or RVD if the E let him loose. He lit the indies on fire with his performances, but all Vince and that god awful Bruce Prichard let him do is job to Kidman in a mediocre feud. Please give Paul London a legitimate chance Vinnie.
Please Die Award
Vince McMahon
For the second year Vinnie-Mac gets this award, but just barely. Vince continues the downward spiral into insanity, next year we'll see Big Show marry a bear and have midget children that become the tag team champions of Velocity. Oh and that's a picture of Vince when he was champion.
Honorable mentions - Dusty Rhodes, Bruce Prichard, Jeff Jarrett
Worst Wrestler
TIE
John Heidenreich
Give me a damn break, who is this jobber talentless waste? This piece of horse puke is actually in a feud with the Undertaker. Seriously, what sort of steroid crazy joke is this guy. Noone gets into the chants and he gets no heat. Vince is hoping that if he forces this poetry-reading pile of worthless on us enough he might get a little heat. For god's sake this guy kidnapped Michael Cole and read poetry to him!
Gene Snisky
Give me another damn break. This random guy showed up to job to Kane, but ended up main eventing ppvs months later! His highlight of the year? He made Lita have a miscarriage! Horrible name, goofy looking face, bland look. No talent, no charisma, no heat. A big yawn from the crowds when GENE SNISKY hits the ring. I just don't get it...
Honorable mentions - JBL, Kane, Eugene
Worst Promotion
WWE
It wasn't so bad last year, but this year was incredibly horrible for this "entertainment" company. For a company with some of the top talent in the world, they sure do know how to fuck up their company. Making us watch talentless uncharismatic jobbers for 2 hours is pointless. Creating angles even cheesy soap operas wouldn't touch is foolish. Put Heymon in charge Vince, Steph can't write for shit. Ugh, diva dodgeball. Towards the end of the year dozens of new faces showed up, and I could care less. Fuck the E.
Honorable mentions - TNA, NJPW (except for the G1)
Worst Moment
Lita's miscarriage
If I could count the whole damn Kane & Lita vs Snitsky feud as a moment that would be in the running for worst ever. God this was so horrible, and this was just about the time I was turning away from the E for good. This was one of those "Why god why?" moments in "wrestling". It was soooooooooo far beyond bad that I wonder if Vince has brain cancer for letting this shit go ahead.
Honorable mentions - JBL wins title, Bob Sapp wins title, Diva search bullshit
Worst Champion
JBL
Wait, isn't this guy that drinks beer and plays poker? No I think it's a banker or something. This perma-midcarder got a push for some reason and within a month of that push starting he was champion for the rest of the year. He STILL doesn't get any heat with crowds, and they don't even put him on air. A little "publicity" from being fired from the news for being a nazi gives this failed wrestler the title pretty much. I vomit in my mouth every time I remember he is holding the most devalued title in the world.
Honorable mentions - Bob Sapp, Jeff Jarrett, Jacqueline
Funniest Death
Ray "Big Boss Man" Traylor
I wonder if the Big Show showed up at his burial and dragged his coffin with his car.
Glass Ceiling Award
Paul London
A tragedy that the E has London, a true tragedy. He is underused and underpushed and underappreciated. This man could be the next Rey or RVD if the E let him loose. He lit the indies on fire with his performances, but all Vince and that god awful Bruce Prichard let him do is job to Kidman in a mediocre feud. Please give Paul London a legitimate chance Vinnie.
Please Die Award
Vince McMahon
For the second year Vinnie-Mac gets this award, but just barely. Vince continues the downward spiral into insanity, next year we'll see Big Show marry a bear and have midget children that become the tag team champions of Velocity. Oh and that's a picture of Vince when he was champion.
Honorable mentions - Dusty Rhodes, Bruce Prichard, Jeff Jarrett
