Nirdu is The House

Son of Walmart founder and billionare John Walton died today, or yesterday I don't remember. This means only one thing to me, I have officially moved up the list of richest people on earth!

That's right, I'm still directly behind Pedro Jimenez Hernandez of Guatemala and directly ahead of Syong Yue Kim of North Korea, but now I'm one position higher! I hope to soon break in to the top 4 billion.

Didn't even know the ppv was tonight. Just found out from insidepulse.com. Well here are my predictions for this ppv.

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP - HELL IN A CELL
Batista vs Triple H
Winner - Trips
He's lost to Dave 3 times this year so far, Trips will not lose again especially not in a cell. The Trips belt will belong to the man that deserves it most tonight.

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
John Cena vs Chris Jericho vs Christian
Winner - Christian
My god, two of the most deserving wrestlers in the world Go Cap'n Charisma.

Kane vs Edge
Winner - Edge
He gets the biggest push of his life for committing adultery.

Shawn Michaels vs Kurt Angle
Winner - HBK
Because he lost at WM

INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP
Carlito vs Shelton Benjamin
Winner - Carlito
He'll win because he just got the title. I wish Benjamin would've held it until November to be the longest reigning IC champ ever. Oh well, Honky Tonk Man's streak continues.

Christy vs Victoria
Winner - don't care, vic i guess

I've had a somewhat busy schedule lately. The days have been a mix of busy-as-hell-running all-over to looooooooooooong and boooooring. At least I have a computer, yeah?

Well the WWE returns to Bangor on July 30th, and of course it's a Smackdown! show. Obviously I'm going to go because of the opportunity to see some of the highlights of the E roster, and most of the pure crap. Most importantly of all I get a chance to see Paul London live. Oh yes. That's why I'm excited, that's why I KNOW I'm going to the show. I'll be wearing my RoH shirt no doubt to show my London support. He won't be able to do much, but at least I'll get a chance to see him live. I just wish I could've seen him in RoH. This wouldn't be the first time I went to an E show just to see one person. I went to the Augusta show for Ultimo Dragon.

London won't be the only highlight of that show though. Oh no. Benoit, Eddie, Rey, Juventud, Super Crazy, Psicosis. Damn that should be a fine show. Depending on Eddie or Rey aren't drafted. I wonder if Undertaker does house shows? HA, yeah right and Trips drives his own cars.

For all of those positives there are some HUGE negatives. JBL, Heidenreich, Big Show, Heidenreich, JBL, Heidenreich, JBL, JBL, JBL. I can't think of any of the other pieces of shit because I know JBL will main event, and that scares me. I'll see JBL in the main event. FUCK THAT JOBBER. I'll cut his damn foot off if I see him. Damn nazi can't discern reality from the storylines.

And maybe a new wrestler will finally top my most seen list! Though that means we'd HAVE to see either Funaki or Rey.

I'm gonna cheer Muhammed Hassan in person, and see if I get my ass kicked.

Ring of Honor World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk

It was a hell of a roller coaster as to whether I thought the Punker would win the title. At first I said he would, then I thought he wouldn't, then I thought he would, then not. I ended up going into the night pleading with Allah to give him that belt. Boy did that pay off and then some.

Everyone says he is leaving for a "deal" and that the title match is his "last" match in ROH. So everyone naturally assumes he is going to the E. So he proceeds to win the title. Win it in spades, as the whole crowd booed Aries like he killed their mothers. He wins it, then immediately turns on the crowd instead of a moving speech. Ladies and gentlemen, CM Punk ain't going NOWHERE. He and Gabe played us for idiots. This is the single greatest move ROH could EVER make. They shat on the fans like me that think we know so much because we read the internet. HA. We got used like 5 cent whores.

Punker, you are god.