Wrestlemania XXI predictions! I hate WWE!
I just had to add that last part because I didn't wanna sound liyke a hiyck. Anyway, I won't be able to watch Smackdown! like I planned, but it sounds shitty anyway. Except for London's title win, that would rule... even though he wins it the same way Gail Kim did. Gold on London, even ROH didn't do that. Wrestlemania predictions! Add your own in comments if you want.
Triple H vs Batista
Doesn't seem like a hard one to pick, but Trips is Trips and he's fooled us before. Everyone thought 100% RVD or Booker T would beat him, but alas they failed to break the glass. Still, Dave has gotten too much of a push to just fail. He's a big, muscle freak, just what Vinnie likes.
Winner - Batista
JBL vs John Cena
Two title changes in one night? I sure as shit hope so.
Winner - John Cena
Edge vs Christian vs Shelton Benjamin vs Chris Benoit vs Chris Jericho vs Kane
So, so, so, so, so possibly good. If only Kane were someone, y'know, good. Oh well, looks to be one of the possible showstealers. These first five will go to any length to put on a quality match. Benjamin is a future major champion in my eyes. I'd like to think someone good will win... but I don't. I think the worst of all will win.
Winner - Kane
Kurt Angle vs Shawn Michaels
Oh mighty Aphrodite what great creation thou has bestowed upon us all! Holy Macaroni! This will without a doubt be a spectacular match. Sure it would've been better a few years ago, and Michaels is on and off nowadays. But damned if this won't be a top contender for match of the year. These two are gods of wrestling, men who have classics, men who carry matches that have no right to be good but are. This is... perfect. Well actually Kurt Angle vs Bret Hart would be perfect, but not gonna happen. HBK wins the big ones so I say him, but really we all win.
Winner - Shawn Michaels
Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero
This has the potential to be the match of the night and a real showstealer. Eddie and Rey work perfectly together, and I think they will put themselves into overdrive to produce a good match. Kinda sucks that despite Eddie being one of the most popular wrestlers in the E, Vinnie just sorta ignores him.
Winner - Eddie Guerrero
Trish Stratus vs Christy something
Don't care
Winner - Redneck hicks that have a new kid every 9 months and beat said kids
Big Show vs Akebono
If they had to pick a K1 guy for Wrestlemania why not Bob Sapp? HEY BOB SAPP PLEASE! WWE must be where legendary Sumo grand champions go to die. Big Show should stand no chance.
Winner - Akebono
Undertaker vs Randy Orton
This really goes along with the whole legend killer stuff, but still it's hard to say that Orton will be the one to take down Taker's record. Plus nobody's sure whether they like Orton or not. Is he a heel or isn't he? Trips did a good job killing this kid that was full of potential, that jezebel. I know Cowboy Bob Orton will get involved. If Trips, Flair, Michaels, Show, Kane and most importantly Big Bossman couldn't take him out at WM than Orton can't. Because when the gong hits, we're all 12-years old again.
Winner - Undertaker
Triple H vs Batista
Doesn't seem like a hard one to pick, but Trips is Trips and he's fooled us before. Everyone thought 100% RVD or Booker T would beat him, but alas they failed to break the glass. Still, Dave has gotten too much of a push to just fail. He's a big, muscle freak, just what Vinnie likes.
Winner - Batista
JBL vs John Cena
Two title changes in one night? I sure as shit hope so.
Winner - John Cena
Edge vs Christian vs Shelton Benjamin vs Chris Benoit vs Chris Jericho vs Kane
So, so, so, so, so possibly good. If only Kane were someone, y'know, good. Oh well, looks to be one of the possible showstealers. These first five will go to any length to put on a quality match. Benjamin is a future major champion in my eyes. I'd like to think someone good will win... but I don't. I think the worst of all will win.
Winner - Kane
Kurt Angle vs Shawn Michaels
Oh mighty Aphrodite what great creation thou has bestowed upon us all! Holy Macaroni! This will without a doubt be a spectacular match. Sure it would've been better a few years ago, and Michaels is on and off nowadays. But damned if this won't be a top contender for match of the year. These two are gods of wrestling, men who have classics, men who carry matches that have no right to be good but are. This is... perfect. Well actually Kurt Angle vs Bret Hart would be perfect, but not gonna happen. HBK wins the big ones so I say him, but really we all win.
Winner - Shawn Michaels
Rey Mysterio vs Eddie Guerrero
This has the potential to be the match of the night and a real showstealer. Eddie and Rey work perfectly together, and I think they will put themselves into overdrive to produce a good match. Kinda sucks that despite Eddie being one of the most popular wrestlers in the E, Vinnie just sorta ignores him.
Winner - Eddie Guerrero
Trish Stratus vs Christy something
Don't care
Winner - Redneck hicks that have a new kid every 9 months and beat said kids
Big Show vs Akebono
If they had to pick a K1 guy for Wrestlemania why not Bob Sapp? HEY BOB SAPP PLEASE! WWE must be where legendary Sumo grand champions go to die. Big Show should stand no chance.
Winner - Akebono
Undertaker vs Randy Orton
This really goes along with the whole legend killer stuff, but still it's hard to say that Orton will be the one to take down Taker's record. Plus nobody's sure whether they like Orton or not. Is he a heel or isn't he? Trips did a good job killing this kid that was full of potential, that jezebel. I know Cowboy Bob Orton will get involved. If Trips, Flair, Michaels, Show, Kane and most importantly Big Bossman couldn't take him out at WM than Orton can't. Because when the gong hits, we're all 12-years old again.
Winner - Undertaker
