Nirdu is The House

Since this website is the only known Andoras Nirdu fan site, I decided to get your opinions on whether he would defeat certain opponents. See reply with your answers.

1. Andoras Nirdu vs Brock Lesnar
2. Andoras Nirdu vs Hulk Hogan
3. Andoras Nirdu vs Urquan Meeshat
4. Andoras Nirdu vs Kenta Kobashi
5. Andoras Nirdu vs Samoa Joe
6. Andoras Nirdu vs Shaq
7. Andoras Nirdu vs 15 midgets, 5 black, 5 white, 5 Japanese
8. Andoras Nirdu vs an African Elephant
9. Andoras Nirdu vs Nigel Witherspoon, Gerald Ulestra & Arthur Winston
10. Andoras Nirdu vs the entire Cadre of Death

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