I Really Wasn't Paying Attention
Soooo....
Summer's almost over, for better or worse. Who can tell, though I look forward to getting back to classes. It'll occupy my time with something that is much more productive than the borderline nothing I do now.
Wrestling...
Nothing's happening. Hiroyoshi Tenzan won the G1 Climax for the third time in four years. Why didn't I make some huge post about it with victory pictures and Tenzan holding the trophy, you ask? Because I couldn't care less. New Japan is so dead to me, and this tournament seemed so boring to me that I was very disinterested in the winner. Tenzan is pretty much damaged goods from all his aborted title reigns, thank you very much Antonio Inoki, you asshole. Luckily Inoki isn't in power, so maybe NJPW can do something with Tenzan's win here. He has a title shot in September, which hopefully he'll lose. That's the only way to make Tanahashi look any good. He was almost a complete failure in the G1, and was made to look like a midcarder champion. He needs to beat Tenzan, who looks strong going undefeated in the G1.
The final match was Tenzan vs Kojima III or IV. From what I've heard, it is better than the 58-minute match the two had for the Quad Crown. Everyone knew Kojima was going to be in the final, thank god it wasn't Prince Albert/A-Train/Giant Bernard. Anyway, I will try and see the final match sometime. Sounds extremely interesting.
Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.
Summer's almost over, for better or worse. Who can tell, though I look forward to getting back to classes. It'll occupy my time with something that is much more productive than the borderline nothing I do now.
Wrestling...
Nothing's happening. Hiroyoshi Tenzan won the G1 Climax for the third time in four years. Why didn't I make some huge post about it with victory pictures and Tenzan holding the trophy, you ask? Because I couldn't care less. New Japan is so dead to me, and this tournament seemed so boring to me that I was very disinterested in the winner. Tenzan is pretty much damaged goods from all his aborted title reigns, thank you very much Antonio Inoki, you asshole. Luckily Inoki isn't in power, so maybe NJPW can do something with Tenzan's win here. He has a title shot in September, which hopefully he'll lose. That's the only way to make Tanahashi look any good. He was almost a complete failure in the G1, and was made to look like a midcarder champion. He needs to beat Tenzan, who looks strong going undefeated in the G1.
The final match was Tenzan vs Kojima III or IV. From what I've heard, it is better than the 58-minute match the two had for the Quad Crown. Everyone knew Kojima was going to be in the final, thank god it wasn't Prince Albert/A-Train/Giant Bernard. Anyway, I will try and see the final match sometime. Sounds extremely interesting.
Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.
Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish.
