Happy Feast of St. Patrick
IT'S ST. PADDY'S DAY!
Wear some green you bastards. I'm part Irish and damn proud of it. My people were almost wiped out due to a lack of potatoes (and the political upheavals of the revolutions of 1848 and an oppresive British occupation, but those don't matter now do they?) and now they celebrate by getting drunk and wearing green.
Plans? Watch Boondock Saints, THE definitive St. Patrick's Day movie. Then, later, hang out with a bunch of drunks and perhaps be forced into giving them rides as the "permanent designated driver". That's what straight edge gets ya folks.
Anyway, celebrate your asses off, because the Irish only get one day. After that it's back to drunk jokes and potato jokes.
One of these days I'm going to see the Chicago River dyed green or go to the parade in Boston.
Wear some green you bastards. I'm part Irish and damn proud of it. My people were almost wiped out due to a lack of potatoes (and the political upheavals of the revolutions of 1848 and an oppresive British occupation, but those don't matter now do they?) and now they celebrate by getting drunk and wearing green.
Plans? Watch Boondock Saints, THE definitive St. Patrick's Day movie. Then, later, hang out with a bunch of drunks and perhaps be forced into giving them rides as the "permanent designated driver". That's what straight edge gets ya folks.
Anyway, celebrate your asses off, because the Irish only get one day. After that it's back to drunk jokes and potato jokes.
One of these days I'm going to see the Chicago River dyed green or go to the parade in Boston.
